So...I was checking out at HEB and a funny thing happened. Funny things often happen to me at check outs. What is that? I like that they usually have young people working the registers because they try to be engaging and talkative. One guy was scanning my groceries and one was sacking. When it came time to pay, I slid my card through the machine.
HEB guy: Uh, ma'am,you just scanned your driver's license.
Me: I did? Well that won't buy much, will it?
HEB guy: No.
Me: Do other people do that, too? (I am laughing.)
HEB guy: Um, no.
(Naturally, the transaction did not go through.)
Me: Do you think it didn't go through because I scanned my license before my debit card?
He shrugged his shoulders.
I tried my card again and it worked and I walked out still laughing at myself. Please tell me these things happen to you, too. Isn't life funny? ...I guess you had to be there.